What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:46
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Animi velit error sapiente nihil.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids